Born Lippy...

WHICH LIPS DO YOU LIKE THE MOST?

Well i was inspired to write about this post as my mom and sis did comment about lips recently...our conversation is stated below..(forgive me for the broken english as this conversation is in english and chinese..hehe..)

Me: do you think bigger lips are sexy?

Sis: ya i think so ..see angelina jolie lips and shu qi lips..lucky we born with those thick lips ah..

Mom: lips so thick like sausage where got nice? Shu qi lips so ugly..see my lips nicer..*as she points at her own lips*....*i purposely "did" my lips ok..(refers to her lip job)...

Me: no lor, i think lips like liv tyler, angelina jolie and shu qi is damn sexy lor..

Sis: i agree..alot of people purposely do their lips to look like them lor..

Mom: *thinking about her past*... Now u mention, i remember when i was young, got people ask me to do an advertisement on my lips lei..

Sis: that was before your lip job or after?

Mom: before lar..

Me: *grinz*...see thats why i say bigger lips are chioer..
(i know i damn evil right...)

So Many Rules And Regulation....

Year 1990s
-it is wrong to PDA (public display of affections)which means kissing petting and etc..and wear skimpy clothes..

Year 2000s
-people get more open and daring so they decided to go full monty in the public..for example those ah mohs wanted to sun tan and didnt know that it was illegal to be nude in ECP (east coast park by the way its in singapore...) so in the end they lay down nude on the sand and the conclusion was?they have to go to the police station and drink kopi...

Year 3000s
-so imagine people in year 3000 what will their life be?i think they will have to cover up like bah zhang(rice dumpling)and wear shades to cover their face so the only area exposed will be the lips only...probably even their lips wont be spared as there will be lip traffic police walking around...

So i imagine the scenario will be like this...(this including guys..)

Lip traffic police-- *blow whistle*..why u never wear lipstick or lipgloss? do you know it is illegal to be nude? do you want to go to my station and drink kopi?

Person involved- sorry sir, i will put on lip gloss now..

So in the end, i think those shops that do permanent lip makeup will bloom like crazy...

Imagine seeing nothing but lips floating down the streets with different funky lip colour..



WHAT DO YOU GUYS USE YOUR MOUTH OR LIPS FOR?

-EATING
-DRINKING
-SMOKING
-KISSING
-BITING
-BLOWING BUBBLES
-AND OBSCENE THINGS..(DONT ASK ME WAT...)

Do you have any more ideas what our amazing mouth can do??

KISSING

*FACT*=DO YOU KNOW THAT KISSING IS GOOD FOR YOU?

1)Kissing exchange millions of bacteria into your mouth to prevent tooth decay..
2)It exercises the tongue and mouth muscle..
3)It relieves endorphines (same as aphrodasic when you eat chocolate)to make you happy and best of all, you wont get fat kissing some one..

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
GRAB SOMEONE AND KISS THEM REAL SOON...

My sis ever did ask me this question..

I always buy lip stick but i can't seem to get the lipstick effect like the models that are on the advertisement..Why is that so?

SO I WENT AROUND ASKING THIS QUESTION TO PEOPLE AROUND ME THAT I KNOW..HERE ARE SOME ANSWERS..

person 1- ai yah the models on the ad sure got photoshop 1 lar..

person 2- must be put alot of lipstick and lip gloss to get the glossy effect lor..

person 3- the lipstick you use must be damn cheap right?thats why you cant get the effect...

Therefore i decided to post some videos on how to apply lipstick the right way..
ENJOY!!!

How to apply lipstick...



How to get lips like Liv Tyler??



How to wear bright neon lipstick??