Born Lippy...

WHICH LIPS DO YOU LIKE THE MOST?

Well i was inspired to write about this post as my mom and sis did comment about lips recently...our conversation is stated below..(forgive me for the broken english as this conversation is in english and chinese..hehe..)

Me: do you think bigger lips are sexy?

Sis: ya i think so ..see angelina jolie lips and shu qi lips..lucky we born with those thick lips ah..

Mom: lips so thick like sausage where got nice? Shu qi lips so ugly..see my lips nicer..*as she points at her own lips*....*i purposely "did" my lips ok..(refers to her lip job)...

Me: no lor, i think lips like liv tyler, angelina jolie and shu qi is damn sexy lor..

Sis: i agree..alot of people purposely do their lips to look like them lor..

Mom: *thinking about her past*... Now u mention, i remember when i was young, got people ask me to do an advertisement on my lips lei..

Sis: that was before your lip job or after?

Mom: before lar..

Me: *grinz*...see thats why i say bigger lips are chioer..
(i know i damn evil right...)

So Many Rules And Regulation....

Year 1990s
-it is wrong to PDA (public display of affections)which means kissing petting and etc..and wear skimpy clothes..

Year 2000s
-people get more open and daring so they decided to go full monty in the public..for example those ah mohs wanted to sun tan and didnt know that it was illegal to be nude in ECP (east coast park by the way its in singapore...) so in the end they lay down nude on the sand and the conclusion was?they have to go to the police station and drink kopi...

Year 3000s
-so imagine people in year 3000 what will their life be?i think they will have to cover up like bah zhang(rice dumpling)and wear shades to cover their face so the only area exposed will be the lips only...probably even their lips wont be spared as there will be lip traffic police walking around...

So i imagine the scenario will be like this...(this including guys..)

Lip traffic police-- *blow whistle*..why u never wear lipstick or lipgloss? do you know it is illegal to be nude? do you want to go to my station and drink kopi?

Person involved- sorry sir, i will put on lip gloss now..

So in the end, i think those shops that do permanent lip makeup will bloom like crazy...

Imagine seeing nothing but lips floating down the streets with different funky lip colour..



WHAT DO YOU GUYS USE YOUR MOUTH OR LIPS FOR?

-EATING
-DRINKING
-SMOKING
-KISSING
-BITING
-BLOWING BUBBLES
-AND OBSCENE THINGS..(DONT ASK ME WAT...)

Do you have any more ideas what our amazing mouth can do??

KISSING

*FACT*=DO YOU KNOW THAT KISSING IS GOOD FOR YOU?

1)Kissing exchange millions of bacteria into your mouth to prevent tooth decay..
2)It exercises the tongue and mouth muscle..
3)It relieves endorphines (same as aphrodasic when you eat chocolate)to make you happy and best of all, you wont get fat kissing some one..

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
GRAB SOMEONE AND KISS THEM REAL SOON...

My sis ever did ask me this question..

I always buy lip stick but i can't seem to get the lipstick effect like the models that are on the advertisement..Why is that so?

SO I WENT AROUND ASKING THIS QUESTION TO PEOPLE AROUND ME THAT I KNOW..HERE ARE SOME ANSWERS..

person 1- ai yah the models on the ad sure got photoshop 1 lar..

person 2- must be put alot of lipstick and lip gloss to get the glossy effect lor..

person 3- the lipstick you use must be damn cheap right?thats why you cant get the effect...

Therefore i decided to post some videos on how to apply lipstick the right way..
ENJOY!!!

How to apply lipstick...



How to get lips like Liv Tyler??



How to wear bright neon lipstick??

I gt a new phone!!!

Recently, i went around looking for phones as my contract with Starhub mobile plan is going to end on Feb....These are the phones that came across my mind... Sony Ericsson W380i the colour is great but the inside look kind of look crappy though...no offense to ppl who have this phone or "like/love" this phone..the reviews abt this phone is kind of sad...



Sony Ericsson S500i i want it because its purple..i know you must be thinking damn lame right...



Sony Ericsson W580i *SHOUT OUT* i love it cos its pink!!!but too bad it is a walk man phone and i prefer phones with better cybershot qualities as i love to take pictures..

The white version of this phone looks cool too...arghh...DECISONS..DECISONS..DECISONS!!!

But last and not least...the ULTIMATE I Phone!!!i find that the outlook of the iphone looks quite simple and the function simply captivated me!!!Besides, there are lots of cute casing and covers for iphone on the market... but sadly to speak my budget was so out of the way...*sobzzzz*maybe i will get one this February when my contract end because by then it will be so much cheaper..heheehehe..



The Conclusion

In the end, i decided to get a China fake version of Nokia N95...which is MM95 Leady!!I know you must be thinking its damn pathetic..WHY get China phone?But how many of us can actually spend like Paris Hilton??? i need to pay bills too ppl...Plus, i have to satisfy my devotion to Hello kitty when i see her..so end up i have to get a crappy phone right??WRONG!!!! ..the reason i choose MM95 Leady is because its really cute and small...the height of the phone is almost equalivent to the regular chapstick..and believe it or not the diameter is the same as a chap stick..here are some pictures and video MADE BY ME to prove my point... It is almost the same as the height of my index finger..



If you dont know how long is my finger,this pic will show u the height of a regular chapstick next to the phone...



The diameter of the phone is exactly the same as my chap stick...




And to prove my point, the things that i dangle on my phone is larger than my phone..



Video of MM95 Leady made by me...haha..