

Thoughts of 10 poor contestants...
Contestant no. 1

hey i know i am small but do you have to humilate me like this???i thought Hello Kitty is a cat now why did my owner dress me up as a cat???..Help!!! i have identity crisis...
Contestant no. 2

although i know that i look happy in this pic,actually i am smiling for the camera as my owner is tempting me with dog treats...yummy..now all i have to do is just smile for the camera..
Contestant no. 3

Hey don't you think i stand out from the rest as my outfit looks different??they(refers to humans..)think they are damn smart to differentiate our sex by putting us in blue or pink outfits...
Contestant no. 4

Hey wait i know i am a cat but don't do this to me....not even carrying me on your arms will please me...
Contestant no. 5

Gahh...can't you see that my face is too tight for this...look at me..i am already cute without this head gear...no seriously look at me...purr...lease...
Contestant no. 6

i am shocked by what you did to me...you make me look like a idiot...nevermind what matters most is how i see myself...

Contestant no. 7



Don't think taking more pictures of me will make me happy...i don't even want to face myself anymore...
Contestant no. 8

i am trying to look pretty for my master so that my dinner tonight will be tuna...think positive..just think of fishes floating in my mouth..hmmmm...
Contestant no. 9

i don't know what i am anymore..am i a leopard, a zebra(stripes on my face...)or a cat???
Contestant no. 10
i am only taking this picture as my owner is tempting me with a sardine right now...

So which contestant do you think is cuter/funnier/hideous???you be the judge...
Any way since animals and dogs are being kittified,it's no wonder people also make their babies look as kittified as possible...PS:(notice the contestant no.2 head gear is the same as the one placed on this baby;s head)...

Since there is like no more stuff to kittify,people also make their..erm..soft toys wear kittyfied clothings...your eyes do not decieve you...just tell me what is this world coming to???

Although i adore Hello Kitty very much,i am also against animal abuse...maybe i should call the SPCA animal shelter for these poor creatures...ehhh...what's the number again????...
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